Only From Japan!!

Best kan? senang la orang nak pegi champing. Takyah tangkap ikan kat sungai lagi. Nak ber champing tepi rumah pon seronok. Ataupun kat stesyen bas. ehehe... Kat mana-mana boleh makan ikan bakaq. Best kan?

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Boring-boring, meh baca cerita pasal Ah-Beng...:D

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile

No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I d! ie will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says

"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"

Servant: "It's already raining."

Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM!

Anak sapee la Ah Beng ni kan?? ehehe...

Ok. That all for today. Nanti ada cerita menarik post lagi.

Wa billahi Taufiq Wal Hidayah. Amin!

Ihya Ulumuddin, Langgar, Alor Setar, Kedah. (1994-1996)

Tadi "are" datang rumah. Are jiran kami. Kami breakfirst sekali makan kerepek manis yg dibuat oleh Cik Nadiah YTS. Sedapp!

Borak punye borak, ghupa-ghupanye are penah belajar di Madrasah Ihya Ulumuddin di Jalan Langgar, Alor Setar. Tapi dia lewat sikit la dari aku yg masuk pada tahun pertama pembukaan Madrasah tersebut. Selepas are balik ke rumah dia, terlintas pulak nak post sikit pengalaman belajar di situ. Bukanya apa, mane la tau kot-kot ada kawan-kawan yg sama belajar dulu di Langgar terbaca post ni, silelah msg/email/ym aku. Nak buat siri jejak kasih nih! ehehe...

Maulana Qadir, mudir madrasah tu, penah mengajar di Kubang Bujuk, Terengganu. Adik dia dulu mengajar di Langgar tapi now (setahu aku) dia jadi imam di Masjid Bukhari, Jalan Langgar A.Setar. Budak-budak Langgar zaman tu pon dah tak berapa ingat. Yg ingat sikit-skit : Bani (sebab ada gambar n last jumpa masa kat Sungai Petani 2005) dan abg dia, Salman, Loqman, Ustaz Mat Det, Matki dan beberapa org lagi. Kalau korang terjumpa blog aku ni, msg-msg la kat chatbox atau email no!

Gambar Madrasah Ihya Ulumuddin (cawangan) di B.Menunggul Pendang.

Lame dah simpan gambar ni. 13 tahun yg lepas. Camre pun pakai kodak lagi. Kale kuning dah ha gambar ni. Tapi sibbaik la ade simpan. Mana la tau ade kawan-kawan yang ingat. :D

Madrasah ni utk budak-budak bwh 15 yg asalnya belajar di Langgar, tapi disebabkan banyak sgt budak, Maulana Qadir pindahkan kami ke kawasan pendalaman di Pendang, Kedah. Best! Tapi tak lama la duduk sana sebab lepas tu balik ke MTALA. Tapi seronok la. Tahun lepas masa pegi umrah ada jumpa sorang budak, dia ada dalam gambar diatas. Rupe-rupenye dia belajar di Mesir jugak. Memang tak kenai masa jumpa tu. Tapi Allah SWT nak tunjuk kan, dia tidoq dalam bilik hotel atas katil aku time tu. Pastu dia teguq, nama sapa? penah mengaji Langgaq ka? Memang jejak kasih la. And sorang lagi Azwan @ Wan Syiria. Dia pon ada dalam gambaq diatas. Bukan apa, aku ni banyak tempat pi, nak ingat semua kawan-kawan tu, kadang-kadang lupa. Yg mana ingat tu, teguq-teguq la no!

Antara gambaq kami di B.Menuggul dulu-dulu...

Bukan senang la nak belajar Hafiz, susaaaaaah! Tapi alhamdulillah la dapat belajar. Budak-budak dalam gambaq ni tak semua nama yg ingat. Ada yg dah lupa, ada yg masih ingat. Jadi sapa-sapa rasa gambaq dia ada dalam ni, msg la no!

Setakat ni dulu utk harini, tulih panjang-panjang tak larat nak baca.
Semoga Allah pertemukan semua sahabat-sahabat didunia dan akhirat, amin!

PS : yehmaster@yahoo.com (kot2 ada yg lupa email)

German VS Portugal.

For anyone offering an opinion on how an international football tournament might pan out, 'never write off the Germans' has long been one of the most reliable cliches.

The whole world has become wise to the danger of under-estimating a country that has won three European Championships and three World Cups despite rarely having boasted the most talented collection of players.

But not it seems Franz Beckenbauer, who has effectively written off the current side's chances of getting past Portugal in the first Euro 2008 quarter-final here on Thursday.

"Do we have a chance against Cristiano Ronaldo and co?" the Kaiser asked in his column for German tabloid Bild, before answering his own question with an emphatic, "Certainly not!".

Beckenbauer was not impressed by what he witnessed as Joachim Loew's side made hard work of getting through group B as runners-up to Croatia, their qualification sealed belatedly by Michael Ballack's free-kick winner against co-hosts Austria on Monday night.

"There will have to be a marked improvement if we are to reach the semi-finals," warned the man who captained the then West Germany to World Cup glory in 1974 before repeating that triumph as coach of the reunified country at Italia 90.

Beckenbauer's pessimism was mirrored in Ballack's assertion that Portugal will be the favourites to progress to a semi-final against either Croatia or Turkey.

Such suggestions provoke a dismissive shrug of Luiz Felipe Scolari's broad shoulders. Portugal's Chelsea-bound coach has no doubt that his side's credentials as one of the tournament favourites will be given a testing examination on the newly relaid turf at St-Jakob-Park stadium.

"Never forget that even in the hardest moments the Germans defend their pride and make a huge effort and manage to recover in matches where they are under pressure," Scolari said. "We know that we are going to have a very tough time."

Loew was working as an assistant to Jurgen Klinsmann when Germany and Portugal last met, the 2006 World Cup hosts winning the match for third place 3-1.

But despite the encouragement offered by that relatively recent encounter, Germany's coach does not dispute Beckenbauer's view that his side will have to be better in every department if they are to get past the Portuguese.

Loew was however encouraged by what he terms a "100 percent improvement" in the spirit displayed by his players against Austria after he had berated them for surrendering meekly to Croatia.

"We were under enormous pressure, but I am pleased the team played with hunger and emotion," Loew said.

Having had an extra 24 hours to recover from their meaningless final group match, a 2-0 defeat by Switzerland in which Scolari started only three of his first XI, the Portuguese should certainly have an edge in terms of freshness.

The Brazilian deployed both Ricardo Quaresma and Nani in what was effectively a training match against the Swiss. But neither winger made a compelling case for promotion from their current status as impact substitutes.

As a result, it seems likely that Nuno Gomes will again lead the attack with Simao Sabrosa and Cristiano Ronaldo supporting him from wide positions.

With playmaker Deco hitting form and Ricardo Carvalho and Pepe forming the most-admired centreback partnership in the tournament, Portugal look strong in almost every area.

Their one weak link is however a significant one. Goalkeeper Ricardo's positioning and command of his penalty area were distinctly suspect against the Swiss.

As a result, Scolari will be wary of the threat posed by Ballack's prodigious heading ability and good quality crosses from their attacking fullbacks could represent Germany's best chance of enhancing the national reputation for surpassing expectations.

Suspended: None

Misses next match if booked: Jose Bosingwa (Portugal), Miguel (Portugal), Jorge Ribeiro (Portugal), Paulo Ferreira (Portugal), Fernando Meira (Portugal), Michael Ballack (Germany), Jens Lehmann (Germany)

Injured: None

Changes: Germany coach Joachim Loew is expected to replace striker Mario Gomez with midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger who returns after suspension. That should allow Lukas Podolski, who has been playing on the left side of midfield, to partner Miroslav Klose in attack.

Portugal coach Luiz Felipe Scolari, who made eight changes to the team that faced Switzerland, is expected to revert back to the lineup that started the first two matches.

Key stats: Portugal's 2-0 defeat by Switzerland on Sunday was only the second time in 22 matches they have failed to score - they also drew a blank in a 0-0 draw at home to Finland in November last year in qualifying for Euro 2008.

Portugal have not lost in their two previous European Championship finals matches with Germany - a 0-0 draw in 1984 and a 3-0 win in 2000 with a hat-trick by Sergio Conceicao.

Taken from : http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/euro/

Tagged by Si Isteri yg kecik dan comel dan paksa org suruh update. toing!

5 presents :

1. To have cute healthy babies.
2. IPhone
3. Rumah dan kereta
4. Get a job without being interviewed
5. Go around da world dengan isteri dan dot dot dot...

5 reasons for the above :

1. Boleh main superman sama-sama.
2. Sebab dewang kate best??
3. Rumah sebab taknak tido kat luar, kereta sebab bas kat malaysia mahal. Kalau kat mesir 50sen je, jadi takpea tak pakai kereta pon. toing? <- ape yg aku cakap ni??
4. Sebab bdk kecik ni kate tak best?
5. Sebab..boleh naik kapal terbang!

(semua yg tertulis diatas adalah lakonan dan paksaan semata-mata. tiada kena mengena dengan sapa-sapa)

5 characteristics that I like in a person that I admire :

1. Comel
2. Pandai
3. Boleh makan "Gargil" (ulam mesir) sampai habis
4. Solehah
5. Senang dibawak kemana-mana (sebab kecik). orang arab ingat bawak adik, aparaa..

Best thing she ever did for me :

She being my bride (tak tiru sape-sape pun) :P

5 things you do when you are bored :

1. Makan dengan bini
2. Tgk bini
3. Main game dengan bini
4. Kacau bini
5. Picit hidung bini

5 greatest inventions : (mine or whom?)

1. Me
2. yehmaster.blogspot.com
3. My Wife
4. My Family
5. My Friends


5 most hated :
1. Bush
2. Israel
3. Xzam
4. Cerita jiwang dan sedih kecuali hindustan. apetah.
5. Arab hongga bongga.

(Berjaya jugak cari 5 benda yg tak disukai setelah memerah otak kaki bersama isteri)

5 people to be tagged :

1. Azril (best ni, hang kena buat!)
2. Rafiz
3. Aisam (update blog!= kaknad suruh)
4. Safiyah
5. Firdaus Insaniah

"Gadid"

Alhamdulillah, boleh jugak la guna skin ni. Susah ni nak edit xml/html ni. Cik nadiah la yg pandai "godek-godek" (seperti kata pa'ah) sampai boleh. Kalau tak penin dok pikiaq nak buat macamana. Tengkiyu! (Ps : I Love You! :D)

Semalam kami menerima 2 lagi tetamu dari Kota Kaherah. Encik Al-Ustat Bakal-Mufti-Perlis, Mior bersama kawannya yg jugak ambik M.A. Banyak la soalan yg ditanya sementara depa dok ada ni. Bukan senang nak jumpa orang yg 24 jam duduk di Darul Ifta (Pejabat fatwa Mesir). Dewang kata, "macam-macam masaalah ada". Yg dah talak bini 10 kali baru mai Darul Ifta pun ada. Macamana la org kampung kita ingat semua arab Alim, huhuhu....

OK, nanti post lagi.
Salam!

Ahla Kalaam...

Baba ketuk pintu rumah 2-3 hari lepas, lepas buke je pintu, baba (tuan rumah) dah naik atas (rumah dia). Jadi aku pun terus pegi rumah dia, maybe ade something important dia nak bagitau. Dia nak balik kampung ke, nak pegi jalan-jalan Alex ke semperna cuti sekolah ni atau dia nak bagi kami banglo sebijik bla bla bla... Macam-macam spekulasi la yg aku dan isteri buat.huhu.

Sampai kat atas, baba jemput masuk sambil tersenyum. Dia kata internet dah ada di seluruh kawasan SabarBay ni (budak melayu panggil CyberBay). Alhmdulillah, takde la susah-susah nak pegi cc nak call rumah ke, update blog atau chek email. And senang la bagi Madam Nadiah nak online sementara tengah have fun dalam ber"pantang". ehehe...:D

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Minggu lepas, aku dan bro Azril pegi ke Masjid Ar Rahman Maarod setelah mendapat sms dari Ust Mat yg mengatakan ada org nak kasi zakat. Azril tak dapat sms tu, tapi aku ajak jugak pegi. Mana la tau kan. Dalam utubis@bas (korang kena belajar ni bahasa ammi ni, best!) bro azril kate : "dapat minyak sebotol pon jadi laaa..". Maklum la, sekarang kan zaman "jimat cermat jiwa selamat"!!

Sampai di Maarod, kami terus ke Masjid Ar Rahman, tempat Maidah Rahman utk budak luar. (Maidah Rahman ialah tempat berbuka puasa pada bulan Ramadhan secara percuma di kebanyakkan tepat di seluruh Mesir). Memang betul la apa yg kami teka, budak-budak Indonesia, Thailand dan Malaysia penuh dari dalam sampai ke luar Masjid macam org pegi semayang Jumaat. Semua dah tunggu siap. Mengikut kata seorang kawan, memang selalu baba ni kasi zakat kat budak-budak kita. Beberapa bulan lepas dia bagi buku, diari dan banyak lagi. Baiknye la ha. Bagi zakat kat budak yg belajar agama di perantauan. Org persendirian pulak tu. Dan bukan setakat budak Malaysia saje yg dapat, Thailand dengan Indon pon dapat. Dan aku rase dewang lagi ramai.

Selesai solat Isya, baba panggil budak-budak Thailand beratur dulu. Sekampit beras 5kg dengan minyak masak 1 liter. Setiap sorang dapat. Aku rasa semua dalam 500-600 budak. Tu pun ramai lagi yang tak datang.

Last sekali dia panggil budak-budak Malaysia. Seperti jangkaan bro Azril, sampai je kat line kami, beras habis. Maka, kami bawak balik minyak sebotol je la. eheh. Tapi alhamdulillah la. Minyak seliter kat sini paling murah pun dah Rm10 wo!

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Sekarang summer dah masuk sesi ke-2. Panasnye waktu siang diluar rumah boleh la tahan. Aku jarang keluar rumah tengahari kecuali ada kerja penting. Alhamdulillah, rumah kami sejuk sikit sebab ardiyah. Time malam di Tanta memang meriah la sekarang. Di "taman tengah jalan" penuh la family-family berkelah sampai ke subuh. Best! Kalau keluar malam-malam di pekan takde la nak takut-takut (bagi yg takut keluar malam-malam la). Ramai org kat luar. Siang semua duduk dalam rumah depan kipas/ac.

Ok then, nak buat kerje sikit.
Nanti blog lagi.

Ilal Liqa'!